Well, it finally happened. I must admit that I thought Ainsley would be a tweener before she had her first trip in the back of a police cruiser. This is clearly too early. It must be that Zachary Rogers.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Rogers,
We were saddened to hear that our daughter was found in the back of a police cruiser with your son today. Worse yet, we understand that Ainsley was not the only girl to be found with your son. We don't know exactly what rules you have in your household regarding dating but we find this unnacceptible. Furthermore, we are concerned about Zachary's influence on Ainsley. Frankly, we did not expect to see Ainsley in this situation until she was much older. We would appreciate it if you would council your son on proper courting procedures and work to ensure that they he doesn't end up in this situation again.
Mark and Lynley Dungan
Hmm. It seems Zachary has some purpose as well. I have my eye on you.